Aldo Marachlian is a stand-up comedian from Queens, New York. Born in Uruguay to an Armenian father and Italian mother, he brings a unique international background to the stage. Aldo has been featured on Walter Latham’s Comedy After Dark on Comedy Central and the stand-up series Traffic Jam Comedy Jam on Amazon Prime. He spent years as part of the Luis Jiménez Morning Show in New York radio, and now tours the world performing on major cruise lines and stages across the United States. Performing in both English and Spanish, Aldo mixes sharp observations, storytelling, and crowd work into shows that feel personal and unforgettable.
TOUR DATES
JANUARY 2026
Jan 10–15 Carnival Sunrise Jan 15–19 Carnival Sunrise Jan 22–26 Carnival Firenze
FEBRUARY 2026
Feb 2–7 Carnival Radiance Feb 13–17 Norwegian Gem Feb 23–27 Carnival Conquest
MARCH 2026
Mar 10–13 Carnival Legend Mar 18 Sun City South Carolina Mar 25–29 Carnival Liberty Mar 29–Apr 2 Carnival Liberty
APRIL 2026
Apr 1–4 Carnival Liberty
Apr 5-9 Carnival Dream Apr 13-17 Carnival Conquest
Apr 18-23 Carnival Elation Apr 24–May 1 Carnival Conquest
MAY 2026
May 4–9 Carnival Freedom
May 9-14 Carnival Freedom May 21–25 Carnival Paradise May 28–Jun 4 Carnival Luminosa
JUNE 2026
Jun 8–12 Carnival Conquest Jun 12–15 Carnival Conquest Jun 19–24 Carnival Legend Jun 25–29 Carnival Paradise Jun 29–Jul 3 Carnival Conquest
JULY 2026
Jul 3–6 Carnival Conquest Jul 9–16 Carnival Luminosa Jul 16–20 Carnival Luminosa Jul 22–25 Carnival Magic Jul 25–29 Carnival Magic
AUGUST 2026
Aug 3–8 Carnival Elation Aug 8–13 Carnival Elation Aug 20–23 Carnival Sunshine Aug 23–28 Carnival Sunshine
SEPTEMBER 2026
Sep 3-5 Carnival Vista Sep 6-7 Carnival Valor Sep 10-14 Carnival Sunrise Sep 21-25 Carnival Conquest
Sep 25-28 Carnival Conquest
OCTOBER 2026
Oct 3–8 Carnival Elation Oct 8–12 Carnival Elation Oct 14–17 Carnival Magic Oct 20–26 Carnival Freedom Oct 26–30 Carnival Freedom
NOVEMBER 2026
Nov 4–8 Carnival Magic Nov 8–11 Carnival Magic Nov 14–19 Carnival Elation Nov 20–22 Carnival Conquest
DECEMBER 2026
Dec 4–7 Carnival Conquest Dec 8–12 Carnival Sunrise
Dec 13-17 Carnival Sunrise
Dec 19-28 Norweigan Dawn
BIO
Aldo Marachlian is a New York–raised stand-up comedian known for his sharp, politely offensive humor
and his naturally friendly, man-of-the-people presence. Whether he’s lighting up a comedy club,
headlining a theater, or running into fans on a cruise ship, Aldo makes every crowd feel like
they’ve known him for years.
Born in Uruguay to an Italian mother and Armenian father, Aldo’s unique background gives his comedy
a flavor all its own. He’s been featured on Comedy Central, Walter Latham’s Comedy After Dark,
Amazon Prime’s Traffic Jam Comedy Jam, and was a longtime part of
The Luis Jimenez Morning Show on NYC radio. His comedy album Shoehorns & Spatulas
showcases his fast-paced stories and lovable edge.
These days, Aldo is performing worldwide aboard major cruise lines and headlining theaters across
the U.S. His fans love him because he’s as approachable off stage as he is hilarious on it —
a comedian who treats every show like it’s a reunion with 500 of his closest friends.
Aldo also performs in Spanish and continues to build a global fanbase one laugh at a time.
Politely Offensive: Aldo pushes the line with heart, never hate — the kind of comic
you can bring your friends, coworkers, and slightly twisted family members to.
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